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NEW YEAR. NEW CREW. 


Ever wished you had a ride-or-die crew you could turn to with questions, situations, or flat-out catastrophes?

Or maybe even just ONE biz bestie that could commiserate with you?

NEW YEAR. NEW CREW. 


Ever wished you had a ride-or-die crew you could turn to with questions, situations, or flat-out catastrophes?

Or maybe even just ONE biz bestie that could commiserate with you?

It can be hard out here on these mean internet streets to find your crew. Especially these days, when it feels like all the Facebook groups are full of posts like “Here’s how I made a million dollars and you can too!”, or “How do I avoid paying fees?”. 

But we hear about those elusive biz besties. 

We see the branded photo shoots together, the tagging, the love these besties have. 

And we want it too!

But instead you run into this... 


  • You connected with someone AMAZING online but things got weird when you realized they were only building a relationship with you to sell you into their high ticket offer.
  • You had incredible conversations with another online entrepreneur but couldn’t tell what their intention was and things just kinda faded.
  • You really really wanted to be biz besties with this person you met but had NO IDEA how to start that process. 
  • You’ve tried the whole Bumble BFF thing but it was a huge flop.
  • You felt like you were sitting alone in the cafeteria while the cool kids sat at the popular table. 

I get it. 

After 11 years in the online business world, I’ve watched A LOT of biz bestie relationships form…and a whole lot fizzle (or flat out implode). 

But not gonna lie, I’ve been a little envious of all of them. 

That’s why I posed what I thought was an innocent question on Facebook: do you have a biz bestie? 

While many did, an astonishing number did not but wanted one.

It can be hard out here on these mean internet streets to find your crew. Especially these days, when it feels like all the Facebook groups are full of posts like “Here’s how I made a million dollars and you can too!”, or “How do I avoid paying fees?”. 

But we hear about those elusive biz besties. 

We see the branded photo shoots together, the tagging, the love these besties have. 

And we want it too!

But instead you run into this... 


  • You connected with someone AMAZING online but things got weird when you realized they were only building a relationship with you to sell you into their high ticket offer.
  • You had incredible conversations with another online entrepreneur but couldn’t tell what their intention was and things just kinda faded.
  • You really really wanted to be biz besties with this person you met but had NO IDEA how to start that process. 
  • You’ve tried the whole Bumble BFF thing but it was a huge flop.
  • You felt like you were sitting alone in the cafeteria while the cool kids sat at the popular table. 

I get it. 

After 11 years in the online business world, I’ve watched A LOT of biz bestie relationships form…and a whole lot fizzle (or flat out implode). 

But not gonna lie, I’ve been a little envious of all of them. 

That’s why I posed what I thought was an innocent question on Facebook: do you have a biz bestie? 

While many did, an astonishing number did not but wanted one.

Enter the Poor Pistachio Community society.


record scratch. 

You thought I was going to say the Biz Bestie Experiment, didn’t you? Well, that was the name I loved but turns out all forms of biz bestie are already trademarked. So I’m going a different way…but for a good reason.  


In late 2021, an online friend and I were planning a fun little side project. Her life was tragically cut short mere months later and we never got to move forward with it. That project was called Poor Pistachio. 

So in her memory, I’m naming my new community after the project that never was.

Enter the Poor Pistachio Community society.


record scratch. 

You thought I was going to say the Biz Bestie Experiment, didn’t you? Well, that was the name I loved but turns out all forms of biz bestie are already trademarked. So I’m going a different way…but for a good reason.  

In late 2021, an online friend and I were planning a fun little side project. Her life was tragically cut short mere months later and we never got to move forward with it. That project was called Poor Pistachio. 

So in her memory, I’m naming my new community after the project that never was.

what exactly is that community?

It’s the Poor Pistachio Community, a place on the internet where you can meet your business bestie through monthly mixers and matchmaking, learn from crazy talented guest experts, and connect in a no-holds-barred Facebook Group. Plus get first dibs on Jenn’s Black Book, the curated and carefully vetted database of service providers, courses, memberships and more. 

what exactly is that community?

It’s the Poor Pistachio Community, a place on the internet where you can meet your business bestie through monthly mixers and matchmaking, learn from crazy talented guest experts, and connect in a no-holds-barred Facebook Group. Plus get first dibs on Jenn’s Black Book, the curated and carefully vetted database of service providers, courses, memberships and more. 

THIS ISN’T ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP YOU’LL FALL BEHIND IN. 


There is no catching up or falling behind in PPC. It’s all about community. And the only trainings included will be guest experts coming in to share their knowledge and experience and how crucial it is to build your own community and crew to rely on.

  • MONTHLY MIXERS

These mixers will be facilitated to encourage connecting and making those biz besties you’ve been dreaming of! There will be two a month, one during the day and one during the evening (CST) to try to hit those who do better with each time. There will also be a matchmaking element if you are really want to hit the biz bestie ground running. 

  • GUEST EXPERTS

With topics like using your intuition in your business, why sales funnels are so important to your growth, and more, these guest experts will be the only content and training in the community. They are there to help you learn if you’d like, or just connect with the incredible people that will be coming in. 

  • FACEBOOK COMMUNITY

Miss the days of totally open facebook groups where you weren’t constantly flagged for spam or moderated within an inch of your life? This Facebook group is designed to be OPEN and authentic. Of course, there will be moderation if needed, but we’re going with a mostly hands-off approach. 

  • BIZ BESTIE MATCHMAKING*

Annual members will also get the Biz Bestie Matchmaking experience. In addition to the monthly mixers where they can meet everyone, they will fill out a questionnaire and be matched with potential biz besties based on shared interests, goals, and more. 

  • PLUS JENN'S BLACK BOOK

After 11 years in business, I’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly online. I’m curating a database of recommended and vetted service providers, coaches, courses, programs, tech, and more so you can learn from my mistakes (and the mistakes of my friends, clients, and coaches). 

THIS ISN’T ANOTHER MEMBERSHIP YOU’LL FALL BEHIND IN. 


There is no catching up or falling behind in PPC. It’s all about community. And the only trainings included will be guest experts coming in to share their knowledge and experience and how crucial it is to build your own community and crew to rely on.

  • MONTHLY MIXERS

These mixers will be facilitated to encourage connecting and making those biz besties you’ve been dreaming of! There will be two a month, one during the day and one during the evening (CST) to try to hit those who do better with each time. There will also be a matchmaking element if you are really want to hit the biz bestie ground running. 

  • GUEST EXPERTS

With topics like using your intuition in your business, why sales funnels are so important to your growth, and more, these guest experts will be the only content and training in the community. They are there to help you learn if you’d like, or just connect with the incredible people that will be coming in. 

  • FACEBOOK COMMUNITY

Miss the days of totally open facebook groups where you weren’t constantly flagged for spam or moderated within an inch of your life? This Facebook group is designed to be OPEN and authentic. Of course, there will be moderation if needed, but we’re going with a mostly hands-off approach. 

  • BIZ BESTIE MATCHMAKING

Annual members will also get the Biz Bestie Matchmaking experience. In addition to the monthly mixers where they can meet everyone, they will fill out a questionnaire and be matched with potential biz besties based on shared interests, goals, and more. 

  • PLUS JENN'S BLACK BOOK

After 11 years in business, I’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly online. I’m curating a database of recommended and vetted service providers, coaches, courses, programs, tech, and more so you can learn from my mistakes (and the mistakes of my friends, clients, and coaches). 

THE POOR PISTACHIO COMMUNITY


Ready to join? 

MONTHLY

$11 A MONTH


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!

ANNUAL

$111 ONE TIME FEE


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!
  • Get 2 months for FREE when you join annually
  • Biz Bestie Matchmaking

THE POOR PISTACHIO COMMUNITY


Ready to join? 

MONTHLY

$11 A MONTH


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!

ANNUAL

$111 ONE TIME FEE


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!
  • Get 2 months for FREE when you join annually
  • Biz Bestie Matchmaking

who is the COMMUNITY for?


  • Online entrepreneurs who want to connect with others in an open, authentic way.
  • Service providers who wish they had a watercooler to hang around and chat about work.  
  • Content creators who are trying to figure out where their community lives. 
  • Anyone who runs a business (no matter how big or small) and craves community, friendship, and the opportunity to have a place to show up as you are, where you are.
  • People who want to hear which courses, programs, and tech are actually worth their time and money. 

who is the COMMUNITY for?


  • Online entrepreneurs who want to connect with others in an open, authentic way.
  • Service providers who wish they had a watercooler to hang around and chat about work.  
  • Content creators who are trying to figure out where their community lives. 
  • Anyone who runs a business (no matter how big or small) and craves community, friendship, and the opportunity to have a place to show up as you are, where you are.
  • People who want to hear which courses, programs, and tech are actually worth their time and money. 

WHO IS THE COMMUNITY NOT FOR?


  • People who are judgmental, racist, sexist, ableist, or any other ist out there. 
  • People who want a membership packed with content, trainings, and videos. 
  • People who only want to join to promote themselves or sell. (Promotions will be allowed on certain days, but that's not why you should join.)
  • People who want one RIGHT answer. (My answer is “It depends” 95% of the time, because it should always depend on what your business is doing!)

WHO IS BEHIND THE POOR PISTACHIO COMMUNITY?

Who is behind the Poor Pistachio Community?

It's me, Hi. I'm Jenn Robbins, it's me.


Yes, you should read that in Taylor Swift's voice. Here's the deal: I've been in this online business space for nearly 12 years. And I recently realized that one of my favorite things is connecting people. I’ve done it naturally in my personal life and professional life, and now I want to use that skill to help YOU.

Ok, now my official bio:

Jenn Robbins is the Funnel Stylist. She helps online entrepreneurs maximize their revenue and results with Flexible Funnels! With more than a decade of experience, Jenn offers funnel strategy and copywriting services to 1:1 clients, as well as training and support through workshops and programs! Because a good funnel is like the perfect little black dress: versatile, classic, and best when tailored to fit YOU. 

When she's not supporting her clients or students, she's probably chasing her two little girls around the 5-acres she and her husband call home in their zero-stoplight town in Oklahoma. 

 

IT'S ME, HI. I'M JENN ROBBINS, IT'S ME.


IT'S ME, HI. I'M JENN ROBBINS, IT'S ME.

Yes, you should read that in Taylor Swift's voice. Here's the deal: I've been in this online business space for nearly 12 years. And I recently realized that one of my favorite things is connecting people. I’ve done it naturally in my personal life and professional life, and now I want to use that skill to help YOU.

Ok, now my official bio:

Jenn Robbins is the Funnel Stylist. She helps online entrepreneurs maximize their revenue and results with Flexible Funnels! With more than a decade of experience, Jenn offers funnel strategy and copywriting services to 1:1 clients, as well as training and support through workshops and programs! Because a good funnel is like the perfect little black dress: versatile, classic, and best when tailored to fit YOU. 

When she's not supporting her clients or students, she's probably chasing her two little girls around the 5-acres she and her husband call home in their zero-stoplight town in Oklahoma. 

Got questions? I've got answers.

Q: What if I can't afford to join? 

A: Picture me as the Pawn Stars guy. $11 a month is truly the best I can do, and I hope it is a way for you to connect with others! 

 

Q: Do I need to join right now?

A:If you want to get in on the ground floor, yes! I've always found that the beginning of communities is where I make the most friends, so I highly recommend jumping in now. 

Especially if you want to watch Whitney McNeil's guest expert session on January 18th!

 

Q: I don't live in the United States, will I be able to make the calls? 

A: Yes! At least one, I hope. One mixer will be at 11am CT and one will be at 7pm CT in hopes of making it more accessible. 

 

Q: How will I access the membership?

A: Monthly mixers and guest expert calls will be on Zoom with recordings available within 48 hours in MemberVault and the support community will be on Facebook.

 

Wanna join?

MONTHLY

$11 A MONTH


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!

ANNUAL

$111 ONE TIME FEE


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!
  • Get 2 months for FREE when you join annually
  • Biz Bestie Matchmaking

Wanna join?

MONTHLY

$11 A MONTH


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!

ANNUAL

$111 ONE TIME FEE


  • Monthly Biz Bestie Mixers
  • Monthly Guest Expert Sessions
  • Facebook Community
  • Jenn's Black Book 
  • Bonus meetups, resources, and more coming soon!
  • Get 2 months for FREE when you join annually
  • Biz Bestie Matchmaking
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